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Monday, February 27, 2012

Gotta love anesthesia!

Well, I had my colonoscopy this morning at 9:00.  They didn't let tanner into the room with me so I was kind of annoyed.  I was going in for surgery and my husband couldn't even be there with me!! Kinda lame...but oh well.  Anyway, they took me back to the room and I had a good time talking with all the anesthesiologists that were in my room.  They were all super funny and I told them stories of when I got my gallbladder and thought the temperature thing they put on my finger was a fish.  They laughed pretty hard.  They gave me an I.V. and i hate needles, so I had to look away.  Well, when I looked the other way, someone else was giving me anesthesia! haha I was terrified.  I was having a nice conversation with the anesthetist and the next thing I know...I was asleep.  I woke up after an hour and a half, and the only thing I remember from immediately waking up was the nurse asking me, "Maddie, can you put on your clothes?"  and when you wake up from anesthesia you are really out of it and you just want everyone to stop talking to you hahaha.  Anyway, so this is from my husbands point of view, because obviously I don't remember anything.  So...the nurse wheeled me out to Tanner, and told him to get the car.  My nurse wheeled me to the car, and when I went to stand up, my legs collapsed so they had to catch me.  It's so funny hearing these things because I don't remember anything...haha.  Anyway, so when we were driving home this was the video tanner got:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hLee2JdHWs&list=HL1330674281&feature=mh_lolz



When we got in the house I was super weird. Tanner said that he left to go get something out of the car, and when he came back in the house I was just laying on the floor in the hallway.  He said, "Maddie, why are you on the floor?"  And I said,"because I came to find you." And then he would escort me to the bed again to sleep.  He said this happened twice where I just fell asleep standing up, because I was trying to find him.  So funny.  Then, while I was laying in bed I did a lot of strange things.  Here's one:


Tanner said that his parents came over to visit me and I didn't want to say hi to them or look at them or anything.  And they brought me flowers and tons of fruit and candy.  So sweet. I came out of anesthesia at about noon.  One of the saddest things was that tanner said I didn't even know who he was! I guess I looked at him and said, "Who are you?"  Sad, huh.  It's weird what drugs can do to your body...even though it's hilarious when you are trying to come out of it!!
There's more videos, but these were just our favorites. These two below are our all time favorites. so funny. I'm kind of a brat! hehe.
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 http://youtu.be/ZM44tWxVYMA



http://youtu.be/SjGcmz4megw


After this whole experience I realized how grateful I am for Tanner.  All day sunday I was by the bathroom haha and I would always yell for him to get me something, and he always did.  He watched movies that I wanted to watch, he made me "homemade" jello. literally. he found a mix at the store of make your own jello so he bought my favorite juice and made jello.  It was delicious. The best thing of all...was he sang me to sleep because I couldn't sleep.  i love that boy.  so stinkin much.

4 comments:

  1. Yep! You should save your money to do this every month. It makes for great entertainment!

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  2. Bahahahahaha! Maddie, those last two are awesome!!! You should definitely upload them to YouTube and see how many hits you get. I laughed hard! :) "Pick my nose!!!" - Miss Cranky-Pants-When-Under-Anesthesia, hahaha

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  3. For some reason I can't access the videos from here!!!!! Dad wants to see them! HELP!

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  4. Your blog is so cute! You crack me up - and it was fun to see you at the theater the other night!

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